Plastic Paddys

God, I can't stand plastic paddys! Ok, i'm from the West of Scotland and I was born a catholic and ok i even support Celtic but I just can't stand this plastic paddy crap, i've had enough of it! Obviously i've got nothing against Ireland or the Irish but you know the type of person I mean. They claim they're Irish when they're bloody well not. Were you born in Ireland? No! Are your parents Irish? No! Well how the fuck are you Irish then, tell me that??? You're as bad the bloody Americans that claim they're part "Scotch". Arrrrgghhh, rant over...