Friday, January 05, 2007

Darwin Awards 2006 - Time to laugh in the face of death!

Here are a few of the Darwin Awards announced for 2006...

Extracts are taken from their site www.darwinawards.com, have a gander it's a great read!

Man Tries To Dismantle Rocket Propelled Grenade!

"(August 2006, Brazil) August brings us a winner from Brazil, who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective, so he escalated to pounding the RPG with a sledgehammer. The second try worked--in a sense. The explosion proved fatal to one man, six cars, and the repair shop wherein the efforts took place.

14 more RPG grenades were found in a car parked nearby. Police believe the ammunition was being scavenged to sell as scrap metal. If it wasn't scrap then, it certainly is now!"


Couple Die in Ballooning Accident!
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(3 June 2006, Florida) Two more candidates have thrown themselves into the running for a Darwin Award. The feet of Jason and Sara, both 21, were found protruding from a deflated, huge helium advertising balloon. Jason was a college student, and Sara attended community college, but apparently their education had glossed over the importance of oxygen.


The pair pulled down the 8' balloon, and climbed inside. Their last words consisted of high-pitched, incoherent giggling as they slowly passed out and passed into the hereafter.

Sheriff's deputies said the two were not victims of foul play. No drugs or alcohol were found. The medical examiner reported that helium inhalation was a significant factor in their deaths. A family member said "Sara was mischievous, to be honest. She liked fun and it cost her."



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

These are the 2007 ones i liked:
"What Goes Up Must Come Down" (or "Coitus Interruptus")it had like 8929 votes!
"Fatal a-Traction"
"Mole Hunt"
"Beer for Bears"

Great post!

Cheers,
B